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The WFFCW was created August 5, 2001 :: we're 17 YEARS OLD!

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WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE ABOUT?  Some of this is a personal website containing REBUTTAL, REPLY, and COMMENT to (primarily) public statements and accusations made by various self proclaimed "internet dog training experts".  The majority of the statements and accusations are FALSE, and refer to me, personally.  The nucleus of this website is based on verbatim quotes of public messages, most of which are archived with their respective lists.  Unless noted, nothing has been altered, other than formatting line length to screen width and changing the font style.  Other parts of this site contain OPINIONS, HUMOR, PARODY, COMEDY, and SARCASM which reflect my own personal sense of humor and viewpoints.  The First Amendment of the Constitution adequately, particularly, and specifically provides these rights.  This site is for educational and entertainment purposes.  This is emphatically not a "hate" site.  There is no hate, and never was.  Profanity is kept to a minimum, but it does exist.  If this website seems offensive to you, in any way, please leave now.  Please do not subject yourself to being offended.

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Voodoo Louie Castle


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Keep on typin', Louie!
Steve's message to Voodoo Louie Castle


Sergeant Voodoo Louie Castle is enjoying the life of Los Angeles' preeminent dog trainer.  His fame and fortune is quickly spreading, as his innovative seminars continue to sell out to huge crowds across the nation.

One of Louie's most profound quotes is enjoyed by millions every day on the internet:

When you see the crime scene tape that says, "POLICE LINE -- DO NOT CROSS," immediately duck under it and continue on your way.  When the Officer asks if you saw the tape, reply: "Gee Officer, I didn't think it meant ME!"

A rare and thoughtful sense of humor is one of Louie's strong points.

Louie's professional background includes his spotless career as a (usually disabled) police officer in Culver City, California, the home base of Chief Elwin Ted Cooke, Timothy Wind (of Rodney King fame), and Johnny Padilla.  He's justifiably one of the most respected officers in the enormous Culver City Police Department.  Every single one (yes, one) of Culver City's K9 officers - as well as K9 officers nationwide - know they can depend on Louie for answers to any training issue, and they don't ever hesitate to consult his expertise at all times.  

Louie generously offers his innovative PTS, or "Phone Training Sessions" to anyone with training questions and a telephone.  No cost, no obligation, and no dog necessary - just dial the Voodoo Hotline: 310-770-1103.  Louie thoughtfully provided this number on a public message group.  

Chief Cooke can be reached at 4040 Duquesne Ave, Culver City, California, 90232, or feel free to call him at 310-837-1221.  He's always cheerful, and delighted to hear of Louie's professional accomplishments in the internet world of dogs.  Louie has become a kind of super "Public Relations" representative for the Culver City PD. 

Although Louie isn't literally a police K9 trainer, that's only a minor, unimportant detail.  He's a veritable self proclaimed walking encyclopedia on proper police K9 procedure, testing, selection, training, deployment, operations, health, functions, grooming, and maintenance.  Thousands of police departments across the nation are on Louie's waiting list for consultation and training seminars.  

Culver City Police Department's own K9 Sergeant, Paul Harada, has repeatedly said that Louie's endless and praiseworthy contributions are the very backbone of their ultra-successful K9 unit.  Sergeant Harada can be reached at 310-253-6202 or 310-576-5789, and, just like Chief Cooke, he'd be delighted to hear from you, because he loves Louie Castle like a brother.

Recently, Louie came to the attention of his superior officers in the Culver City Police Department regarding his helpful, friendly, factual, and enlightening messages written in various message groups on the internet.  Louie has selflessly devoted hundreds of hours of his own personal, off-duty time, and thousands of hours of on-duty time, to maintaining a high profile on some of the world's most active internet message bases, especially the numerous protection dogs lists and Malinois lists.  He's become something of a "resident expert superstar".  Louie is scheduled to receive an award for his participation in this public service, which includes his own personal web message board, aptly named "Spotlight On Voodoo Louie".

Through the years, Louie's tremendous seminar and private training schedule commitment has dominated his life.  This year, the Culver City Police Department was forced to once again hire a civilian dog trainer for their K9 unit.  They nearly faced an entire departmental walkout when it was announced that Louie, one of their very own, again could not fill the position of K9 Sergeant.

Tri-Tronics, the industry leader in electronic collars, has been carefully considering Louie for the prestigious Solid Gold Transmitter Award, a twenty nine pound trophy crafted of solid gold and platinum, valued at over $2 million.  At the time of this writing, Louie only needs to sell another 14,998 units to qualify for the competition deadline.  Let's all wish Voodoo Louie the very best of luck in this breathtaking undertaking.

Louie's close business and personal relationship with Ed Frawley is certainly a stepping stone for great things to come.  While no firm details are available at this time, it is expected that Frawley will soon be distributing an exclusive "Voodoo Louie" series of training videos.  These projected videos will highlight an entire array of Voodoo Louie's ULTRA TOP SECRET training methods, using "MECU" (mee-koo), his own personal, custom built electric collar.  Secret techniques, never before revealed - even during Louie's intense Phone Training Sessions - will be clearly shown, as Voodoo Louie teaches you how to "push the buttons to success".  Advance orders for Louie's videos have already topped the 2 mark.

Shown above:  Louie "Voodoo Louie" Castle (fat, bald, red shirt) is caught in a moment of deep introspective thought as he realizes, once again, he's way out of his league at a Fred Hassen ecollar seminar.  Louie is relaxing with a delicious low cal Slurpee, while scratching his head in total befuddlement.  The dozens of people attending this seminar in LA never knew that internet ecollar expert Voodoo Louie Castle was sitting right there amongst them.  Apparently, they didn't care too much, either.  Near Louie's feet is "just his pet".

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Now it's time to stop the sarcasm and tell the TRUTH about Voodoo Louie Castle.

It's notable that Louie has had SO many conflicts with SO many people in SO many message groups for SO MANY YEARS.  It never ends.  Everywhere Louie goes, the abuse, discrediting, and fighting follows.  Obviously, there's a pattern of behavior here.

No matter who Louie fights with, he's never, ever, ever at fault.

It's always the other person.  ALWAYS.

Voodoo Louie Castle is stupid enough to believe that everybody is going to roll over and take his attacks.  Not this time.  Now Louie discovers that some people will whip it right back all over him. This time, Louie started up with the wrong person - this time, Louie started his shit with ME. 

No matter how often he screams and squeals in protest to Roadrunner - my service provider - they're ignoring his complaints.  Louie threatened Roadrunner with lawsuits 17 times in under three weeks!  Louie's pimp - Ed Frawley - did exactly the same.  Over 30 complaints.  All UNFOUNDED

This website is in full compliance with regulations and terms of service, and I'm keeping it that way.

In real life, Louie is just a fat, bald, ego bloated, wanna-be professional trainer.  But he's a cop.  That uses up all his time.  Since he's so busy flaming, arguing, and lying on the internet and doing real cop stuff, like being disabled, he hasn't got the time to learn how to train dogs.  That "cop career" stuff comes first.

Louie's own department, Culver City PD, won't let Louie anywhere near their working dog.  (Singular.  One dog.)  Instead, they hire a civilian dog trainer to coordinate their training, while Louie sits at a desk, writing messages on the 'net, wishing he was running the K9 show.  But he isn't.  It's just his fantasy.  Louie lies about being "the trainer" for his own department for over 20 years, yet Louie's own messages show this isn't true.  The facts show that Louie was actually a dog handler back in 1985.  And that's about it - the end of Louie's fabricated fantasy story.

Louie is known all over southern California.  The kind of comments I've heard so far range from:  "What an absolute asshole", to "He's a jerkoff", to "He don't do anything", to "Castle's all mouth".  These comments come from reliable people who are long time, serious dog folks - trainers, cops, and civilians.  I've heard plenty more comments, and they're all basically the same.  The bottom line is, people don't like Louie Castle, and I haven't yet heard even one good thing about him.

What Louie does do, is write message after message on the internet.  Lotsa, lotsa messages.  Non-stop.  In these messages, he cleverly insinuates that he's in charge of K9 training somewhere for police agencies.  From his careful wording, you'd think he's been training hundreds of police dogs for 20 years or more.  When asked, he just evades the question with more Voodoo Louie bullshit.

Louie makes incredible statements, such as "if one of my dogs wouldn't out, I'd take him off the street."
That statement could lead people to believe that Louie actually has some authority.  Does he?  Nope.

He carefully and slyly insinuates that:

(a)  he "has", or controls, multiple dogs  (a1)  they are "HIS" dogs
(b)  the dogs are "on the street"
(c)  he has the authority to take the dog off the street
(d)  he had the authority to put the dog on the street in the first place
(e)  he has the authority to judge if the outing problem is fixed
(f)  he has the authority to put the dog back on the street if the problem is fixed

When questioned about this, Louie wouldn't answer.  What a clever dog trainer Louie is.

Louie also advertises himself (in 2001) to be a dealer for Tri-Tronics.  However, Tri-Tronics rejected Louie's application, so that claim is just more Voodoo bullshit from Louie Castle, the expert.  A call to Tri-Tronics (800-456-4343) will resolve that lie instantly.

He also makes statements like "at all my seminars .....", giving the impression that he gives LOTS of seminars.  He's only given a few, so his carefully worded claims are actually just more bullshit.  Louie's "seminars" sell out to monstrous crowds - 3-10 people, including his 3 or 4 friends, who get in for free.  When confronted with this ego-pumping type of exaggeration, Louie claims he's a "police officer", so that's why he doesn't do seminars "full-time".  He doesn't have the "time" for it.

Here's a classic example of Voodoo: "I've never gotten a handler bitten by his own dog during training."  The inference here being that Louie was somehow involved during dog training.  Uncle Ben and Aunt Jemimah never got a handler bitten during training, either.  Rice and pancakes, anyone?

This page shows the "other side" of Voodoo Louie Castle and his fat, bloated ego.  (Might as well toss in his fat, bloated beer belly, his bullshit, and his bald head, too.)  I wrote these pages because Louie has such fun degrading and belittling me - and dozens of others - on public message lists.  After taking his non-stop abuse for months, this website was inevitable.  It's a good place to expose Louie's bullshit, and lots of people - over 1.5 million - have read these pages.  Check back often for updates - there will be updates.

Maybe soon, I'll add some messages written by the "Louie bitches", who rush to his defense on the public lists.  When Louie's bashing away, the "Louie bitches" are busily cheering and waving their leashes.  They love it.  But when Louie gets slammed back by somebody, his "working bitches" go nuts, and cry, whine, and moan about it.  Poor, misunderstood, abused Louie .... he's being picked on and discredited by those vicious meanies.  How can Louie be treated so unfairly?

As you'd expect, Louie is incapable of settling his differences in private, off the public lists, although I've asked him to dozens of times.  He has to have that audience.  List owners have repeatedly warned and threatened him, too.  But Louie just keeps grinding on and on, constantly looking for conflict.  He needs his "working bitches" to defend him, and as an audience to impress.

Unlike Louie and his Voodoo Magic Bullshit, I'm just a small time dog trainer.  I've owned and operated a little dog training school for the last 21 years in the Tampa, Florida area.  I've trained just slightly over 1000 dogs and clients.  Averaging 50 clients a year is NOT big time business by any stretch of the imagination.  Louie's public claims - if you believe anything he says - indicate I've trained over 50 times as many dogs as incredible Voodoo Louie has.  I don't need to lie and bullshit about facts - being a small time dog trainer is OK with me.  I leave the bullshit to guys like Voodoo Louie Castle.

If you think Louie is what he represents himself to be, there's a real easy way to find out: just call Culver City Police Department and ask to speak to the "Department K9 Trainer".  310-837-1221