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The WFFCW was created August 5, 2001 :: we're 17 YEARS OLD!

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Louie of Voodoo Castle

the Fairy Tale you've been patiently waiting for

Hi Boys and Girls!  Sound ON?  Turned up?  OK! 

Do you have your movie player installed?  Does it work?  Are you sure?  Great!

If it's past your bedtime, ask Mom if you can stay up for just a little while,

'cause we're gonna have so much FUN with this Fairy Tale!

Are you all ready?  Then here we go .... Click

"a friend of mine told me .... "



















Once Upon A Time ....

Long Ago, And So Far Away ....

I fell in love with you, before the second show (play it, Leon) ....

Your guitar, it sounds so sweet and clear ....

But'chore not really here ....

It's just the radio (PLAY IT, LEON!) ....

Don'choo remember ya told me you loved me baby ....

Said you'd be comin' back ....  

Oh My God!  That's the wrong song!  That one's for a different fairy tale. 

Could you kindly forgive me, Rita Coolidge and Leon Russell? 

It was only exuberance on my part.  It was Rita.  It was Claudia.  It was the whole band. 

It was that descending B diminished run!  Octaves!  Triplets!  That's what really did it, Leon.  Yeah-uh.

We Shall Begin Again .... From The Beginning.

Hello, Boys and Girls!  Here we have a special webpage containing humor, humor, and humor. 

Sprinkle in some sarcasm and parody, or just add some more humor. 

Take 10 minutes away from Space Invaders and your busy life to relax and laugh. 

Boys and Girls, do you know when laughter was first invented?  Before fire

Yes - it's true - and it works just as good today as it did 14 billion years ago. 

Go ahead - try it!  See? 

Adjust your sound, read the text, (yes Kids, you should try to read this page or it won't make any sense), watch the videos, and ENJOY YOURSELF! 

This is a Fairy Tale to be handed down through the generations.


This webpage will make so much more sense if you follow the text and videos in order

I should know, because I wrote it that way just for you.  Yes I did.

(Sorry for the movie load time for dialup visitors.  You really shouldn't be on dialup anymore, should you?)

Gather 'round, Boys and Girls .... our Fairy Tale awaits! 

Quoting the timeless words of Eddie Murphy, from his Saturday Night Live days:

"I'm a FAIRY, dammit!  Fairies have feelings, too!"

All videos are in Flash Video (.flv) format.

In Years Gone By ....

Motown Records had their own superstars: they had Miracles and Supremes, Pips and Marvelettes, Spinners and Vandellas, Temptations and Commodores.  Gladys of Knight, Marvin of Gaye, Smokey of Robinson, and Martha of Reeves.  Mary of Wells, Stevie of Wonder, Tammi of Terrell, and Diana of Ross.

We Must Include ....

Louie's lifelong hero and role model - Michael of Jackson. 

Michael is the world's only poor, black boy to ever become a rich, white woman! 

Michael and Louie share many common interests and similarities. 

Michael, however, invested wisely, and eventually created his very own Neverland Zoo, in California. 

Michael personally taught Louie how to wear makeup and do the Moonwalk during his many stays at Neverland. 

This is, indeed, a rare privilege - an accomplishment few can claim.


these pictures courtesy of Louie Castle personal collection


And now, Boys and Girls, WE have Louie of Voodoo Castle. 

Unlike the stars mentioned above, Louie arrived with his own Castle, making our Fairy Tale so much more realistic and enjoyable.

Once Upon A Time, Long Ago, And Far Away ....

Louie of Voodoo Castle was a little baby. 

On the joyous occasion of Louie's third birthday, there were great festivities. 

Excitement pervaded the Village of Voodoo (later known as Voodooville). 

Celebration was in the air at Voodoo Castle. 

Indeed, merriment abounded, as the guests, dressed in splendid costume, enjoyed an enormous feast, magicians, clowns, exotic music, dancing, and the finest wine. 

Rare inhalants, opium and hashish, magical psychedelic oils, and other unusual chemical concoctions were abundant. 

Magnificent hookahs and water pipes of the most beautiful, delicate, and intricate design were imported from around the world. 

On This Monumental Occasion ....

An epic event occurred which would forever change the lifestyle and thinking processes of little three year old Louie of Voodoo Castle. 

Here you'll see how Louie changes time zones - one day earlyClick

Through Subsequent Years ....

The young lad became quite adept in physical sports and athletics, as we shall soon see.

Louie's Fascination ....

With complex, extraordinary mechanical devices with wheels can be seen here.  Click 

His Ability ....

Precision, and innate coordination on the foot-mounted winged wheels is astonishing.  Click

For Nine And Twenty Months ....

Louie practiced long jumping, as part of his distinctive bodybuilding program.  Click

(In a different chapter, you can read about Louie's astounding medical history and miraculous recovery.)

Shortly Thereafter ....

Romance captured Louie's heart. 

Louie was in love .... helpless, vulnerable, captivated by passion. 

With great pomp and ceremony, Louie took his sacred - though a bit unusual - wedding vows:

People always told me be careful what you do
Don't go around breaking young girls' hearts
And mother always told me be careful who you love
Be careful what you do - 'cause the lie becomes the truth

Thus ....

Therefore, as a proximate result, without further ado, and forthwith - Louie was joyously, blissfully married to the stunning "woman" of his dreams.  Click

As A Young Man ....

Louie of Voodoo Castle showed a special fascination for animals, and embarked upon a career as the world's finest trainer. 

Louie's first known training movie can be seen here.  Click

In Later Years ....

Louie became a soccer referee, after being sidelined by his Captain due to multiple injuries, years on crutches, and eight surgeries.

Unknown To The World ....

Until right now, this minute, Louie actually invented the Moonwalk, although in a somewhat primitive stage. 

This video will conclusively prove it, Boys and Girls!  Click

A Breathtaking Example ....

Of Louie's amazing training technique is demonstrated for you.  Click

Louie Of Voodoo Castle ....

Constantly expanded his panorama of training abilities with endless devotion and study. 

Never wavering from his goals, Louie even trained cats for a period of time to learn more about behavior and cranial modification. 

Contrary to fashionable belief, based on vicious rumors perpetuated through an unforgiving media, it was this very training session that was the actual cause of Louie's ninth divorce. 

You see, Boys and Girls - Louie's wife owned the cat.  Click

After The Divorce ....

Louie began regularly spending weekends at Neverland, surpassing all prior boundaries with his hair and makeup, and Moonwalking with Michael.

Click the picture below to witness a genuine video montage of Michael Jackson training Louie of Voodoo Castle how to Moonwalk like a professional. 

Yes, Boys and Girls!  This really IS Louie - look carefully, and you'll instantly recognize him in the dancing group. 

At about 2:22 you'll also see gravity disappear and levitation begin. 

You really will, this I promise.

When Computers And The Internet ....

Were finally invented, Louie of Voodoo Castle found his true purpose in life.

For Forty Days And For Forty Nights ....

Louie carefully crafted charming, cultured, concise, courteous messages, and watched proudly as his new-found popularity increased and blossomed beyond imagination.  (Wow, an alliteration!)

Louie had arrived, his destiny nearly fulfilled. 

In The Public Square Meetings ....

Louie electrified the entire world when he emotionally confirmed, "Billie Jean's not my lover, she's just a girl."

As If That Wasn't Enough ....

Crying and sobbing into his tissue, Louie sensitively whispered, "She said I am the one, the kid is not my son." 

Boys and Girls, the universe can never recover during this millennium.

Four Weeks Later, After His First Two Million Messages ....

Louie predictably became the internet superstar of dog training, for all the world to read about, to come to know, and to love dearly. 

Appearing incognito in this video, Louie gently and patiently replies to millions of devoted fans in a LEERKOPF™ message group. 

Calmly, and with restraint, Louie once again looks like the young man in our Fairy Tale.  Click 

Several Years Later ....

After his last ride on the Book of Sick, Louie of Voodoo Castle came into possession of a magical carpet, actually a wheeled chariot, known as a Jayco RV.  Within hours, Louie became an RV expert, sharing his vast knowledge on every RV message forum in America, making new friends, and teaching people everything they need to know about Walmart parking lots and many other subjects. 

Even his splendid chariot became well known - as the NEW Voodoomobile. 

With This Incredible Chariot ....

Louie traveled the open roads, and was simply enchanted, viewing America's beautiful countryside from interstate highways, parking lots, and gas stations.  He regularly stayed at truck stops and rest areas, where his popularity increased even more - especially with the truck drivers. 

In no time at all, Louie was known by thousands of truckers, all across the nation. 

His name reverberated on CB radios around the country, as truckers everywhere hoped for a meeting with good ol' "UnclLou"! 

Vacations, overnighters at Walmart, and camping in the wild at RV parks soon became Louie's primary interests, although his computer was never out of arm's reach. 

Soon Thereafter ....

Louie also became interested in black-water rafting. 

Even if the kid wasn't Louie's son, he thought he was. 

So he played a little trick on Daddy!  Click