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The WFFCW was created August 5, 2001 :: we're 17 YEARS OLD!

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WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE ABOUT?  Some of this is a personal website containing REBUTTAL, REPLY, and COMMENT to (primarily) public statements and accusations made by various self proclaimed "internet dog training experts".  The majority of the statements and accusations are FALSE, and refer to me, personally.  The nucleus of this website is based on verbatim quotes of public messages, most of which are archived with their respective lists.  Unless noted, nothing has been altered, other than formatting line length to screen width and changing the font style.  Other parts of this site contain OPINIONS, HUMOR, PARODY, COMEDY, and SARCASM which reflect my own personal sense of humor and viewpoints.  The First Amendment of the Constitution adequately, particularly, and specifically provides these rights.  This site is for educational and entertainment purposes.  This is emphatically not a "hate" site.  There is no hate, and never was.  Profanity is kept to a minimum, but it does exist.  If this website seems offensive to you, in any way, please leave now.  Please do not subject yourself to being offended.

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Schutzhund Barbie Doll

I received this article in email, and did some editing to it.  I would like to give credit to the original author, but I haven't a clue who the original author is.  If you find this page, please contact me so I can credit you properly.

Basically, this is the same content, but beefed up some.

Want a good laugh?  A Frawley puppet ("loyal" Leerburg member), Ian McVey, copied this page from this website, and posted it on Frawley's "web board".  How do I KNOW that?  Easy: I'm the one that added various references to Training Director Ken ..... they weren't in the original, but they are in the SchH Barbie topic on Frawley's "web board".  It proves that a LOT of Frawley's puppets are crawling around this site.



The rarest of the "Dog Series" of Barbie dolls, SchH Barbie, frequently must be imported from Germany, Belgium, or the Czech Republic.  Don't even look for a SchH Barbie on eBay, as they're practically "unobtainium".

Although most European dealers will give you a quote on the cost of shipping SchH Barbie to the US, you can reasonably expect the cost upon arrival to be roughly 30-60% higher.  It's usually cheaper to fly to Europe and bring SchH Barbie back yourself.  SchH Barbies are permitted as carry-on luggage on all airlines.

Unlike most Barbies, SchH Barbie will only have about 9 complete fingers, from baiting dogs while in high prey drive.

From doing agitation work, SchH Barbie will also have amazing biceps and calluses on her hands and the small of her back from repeated long line burns.

All SchH Barbies come with SV, USA, and DVG rule book, maps, and directions to every verein within 500 miles.  They also include leather gloves, tracking lines, tie-out lines, regular and stainless steel fur saver chain collars, pinch collar, agitation collar, jute roll, 87 tennis balls on different lengths of nylon cord, plus a year's supply of liver.

The SchHI Barbie comes complete with a soft sleeve, a retrieve article, and a facial expression that asks, "How in the hell did I ever get sucked into this?".

SchHII Barbie comes with a hard sleeve, trial dumbbells, tracking harness, and the sheer will to suck it up and go for the III.

SchHIII Barbie has a smug, self-satisfied grin, along with all of the previously mentioned accessories and equipment. 

Don't be surprised by the thick skin, especially on the back of the neck, of the SchH Barbies.  This is from Training Director Ken endlessly breathing hot air training bullshit down the back of her neck.

Some SchH Barbies (especially the SchHI and SchHII) may spontaneously burst into tears at the sight of Training Director Ken, and/or pull out handfuls of their hair.  These behaviors usually cease when SchH Barbies purchase a stun gun.  It always ends when they kick Training Director Ken in the balls for the third time. 

SchH Barbie comes with your choice of dog:  German Shepherd, Rottweiler, Doberman, Malinois, or Giant Schnauzer.  Scorebooks are included.  Other breeds are occasionally available, but SchH Barbie will never win anything with them.  Strong nerve is extra.

At the time of purchase, please request English or German SchH Barbie.  Other languages are occasionally available, but rarely. 

Additional equipment, such as scaling wall, jump, and blinds must be purchased separately. 

Seiger, High In Trial, FH, AD, and V-ratings are much, much, much more expensive, and are not always available, no matter how badly she wants it.

Add a SchH Barbie to your collection now - you'll love her.