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The WFFCW was created August 5, 2001 :: we're 16 YEARS OLD!
WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE ABOUT? Some of this is a personal website containing REBUTTAL, REPLY, and COMMENT to (primarily) public statements and accusations made by various self proclaimed "internet dog training experts". The majority of the statements and accusations are FALSE, and refer to me, personally. The nucleus of this website is based on verbatim quotes of public messages, most of which are archived with their respective lists. Unless noted, nothing has been altered, other than formatting line length to screen width and changing the font style. Other parts of this site contain OPINIONS, HUMOR, PARODY, COMEDY, and SARCASM which reflect my own personal sense of humor and viewpoints. The First Amendment of the Constitution adequately, particularly, and specifically provides these rights. This site is for educational and entertainment purposes. This is emphatically not a "hate" site. There is no hate, and never was. Profanity is kept to a minimum, but it does exist. If this website seems offensive to you, in any way, please leave now. Please do not subject yourself to being offended.
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Where in the WORLD Is Voodoo Louie?
We looked - we searched - we turned the internet upside down. Ecollar Seminar Superstar Voodoo Louie Castle seems to have gone underground. We found this picture from a 1960 Voodoo Louie Seminar, but discovered, using microscopic laser detection, that these were all inflatable dolls, dog included.
We also found this prominent sign - but the building was demolished. We couldn't ask anyone for details.
Below is a photo of Voodoo Louie's specialty - the well known "Men's Room Seminar".
Shown below, this dog is quite comfortable with Voodoo Louie.
When Voodoo attempted to put the Ecollar on the dog, he was mauled and hospitalized for 143 days.
This incident provided Louie with over $4,000.00 profit in sick pay and disability benefits.
We began our "Voodoo Seminar Search" on Voodoo Louie's very own professional website, where Louie claims he doesn't advertise, and came up with nothing on his "Upcoming Seminar" page. That's because it's blank.
Then we checked Ed Frawley's world famous Leerkopf "Upcoming Seminars" section and came up with nothing.
Being that Voodoo Louie is a major dealer for both Dogtra Ecollars and TriTronics remote collars, we checked those websites for his upcoming seminar schedule and found nothing.
So we kept looking: L.A.P.D.'s website, Culver City's links, bondage.com, alt.torture, the USPCA website, R.V. groups, and hundreds more - WE COULDN'T FIND A THING. Talk about frustration? We searched every police website, Protection groups, SAR groups, UK dog training groups, USA groups, we even searched Africa, Europe, India, and the Moon.
We searched the WORLD - Can ANYONE help find a Voodoo Louie Castle Seminar?
On August 15, 2004, Voodoo Louie stunned the entire universe when he wrote:
"I'm still doing seminars, I'm still getting dog training clients. People still ask for my services. I'm not even advertising my dog training services and people are coming to me. I have more clients than I want, I'm turning people away."
LATE BREAKING NEWS UPDATE
We found this ultra-rare picture of training "sit" at a Voodoo Louie Castle Ecollar Seminar
Ecollar Expert Voodoo Louie Castle has far more dog training business than he can handle - more than he wants, he's turning people away. The facts speak clearly: Voodoo Louie is overloaded with seminars and dog training business.
That's why we ask for YOUR help - please search the internet - wear out Google and the other search engines, and help us locate a Voodoo Louie Castle Seminar ANYWHERE.
We've assembled a small, desperate group of 86,000 handlers and dogs, and we've already reserved a fleet of chartered jets to take us anywhere we need to go. We need to attend one of Voodoo's electrifying Ecollar seminars, at any price. We're humble enough to admit it - Voodoo's professional help is needed with these difficult dogs. We can't succeed without Voodoo.
Below is a satisfied Voodoo Louie fan.
ANY assistance would be greatly appreciated - you can contact us directly at this emergency email address:
where-is-voodoo-louie at sl-prokeys dot com
Thank you, THANK YOU for your help!