The World Famous Frawley Castle Website
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AUDIO FILES are in .mp3 format.
designed for viewing at widescreen resolution - 24" monitor - 1920x1080
The WFFCW was created August 5, 2001 :: we're 16 YEARS OLD!
WHAT IS THIS WEBSITE ABOUT? Some of this is a personal website containing REBUTTAL, REPLY, and COMMENT to (primarily) public statements and accusations made by various self proclaimed "internet dog training experts". The majority of the statements and accusations are FALSE, and refer to me, personally. The nucleus of this website is based on verbatim quotes of public messages, most of which are archived with their respective lists. Unless noted, nothing has been altered, other than formatting line length to screen width and changing the font style. Other parts of this site contain OPINIONS, HUMOR, PARODY, COMEDY, and SARCASM which reflect my own personal sense of humor and viewpoints. The First Amendment of the Constitution adequately, particularly, and specifically provides these rights. This site is for educational and entertainment purposes. This is emphatically not a "hate" site. There is no hate, and never was. Profanity is kept to a minimum, but it does exist. If this website seems offensive to you, in any way, please leave now. Please do not subject yourself to being offended.
TO THOSE IN FEAR OF THIS WEBSITE: Websites can be terrifying places. If you're afraid, we'll never understand why, but what can WE do? You're allowed to be frightened of webpages, or anything else. This website contains NO THREATS of any nature - no direct, indirect, implied, supplied, or personified threats - it never did and never will. There is a lot of SARCASM here. If you're afraid, our heart goes out to you - we don't WANT you to be afraid. We want you to get help. Dial 911, and scream for help. If you wind up in a straight jacket, that's your problem. If you don't, that's your problem, too.
COPYRIGHT © is clearly acknowledged where, when, and if applicable. It's even acknowledged where it's not applicable. The USCO website. This link contains verbatim United States Copyright Law, which clearly allows for rebuttal, comment, criticism, etc. United States Copyright Law specifically states "COPYRIGHT DOES NOT APPLY TO FACTUAL INFORMATION". (Read the law - see for yourself.) Rebutting falsified "factual information" is not a violation of copyright law.
IF YOU DON'T BELIEVE I'M TRUTHFUL, DOWNLOAD ORIGINAL SCREEN CAPTURES
IF I'M NOT 100% HONEST AND ACCURATE, CALL ME A LIAR and CONFRONT ME WITH FACTS
LEERKOPF™ Video Service
You Can Buy or Rent - Cheap!
Possibly the best idea in the world of people and dogs - this is a true bargain any way you look at it.
We've done the impossible.
We're revolutionizing dog training, and making so much money with this brilliant idea, it's unbelievable.
Just last month, our taxes were over $12 million dollars.
we're not talking about "little money" .... we're talking "big bucks!"
shown below is one wall of our cash vault
We are the only Authorized LEERKOPF™ Video Service in the world!
because we authorized ourselves
JANUARY, 2008 NEWS FLASH!
We just opened up a new business called LEERKOPF™ Video Service. It works like NetFlix and Blockbuster rental services, but OUR service is much different! Just LOOK at our partial list of titles .... and read on.
How To Make Your Dog Glow In The Dark
Dangers Of Your Dog And Internet Message Forums
Basic Dog Obedience
Establishing Pack Structure
Family Pet (includes birds, fish, and rodents)
A Competition Howling Dog
The Send Away
Angry Agility Dogs
Puppy DVDs and
Your Puppy - 6 Minutes To 24 Hours
Your Older Puppy - 468 Weeks
How to Raise
A Working Puppy For Money
How To Groom Your German Shepherd For American Idol
Save Your Dog's Life Today, Tomorrow,
Pooper Scoopers - The Complete Story
Aggressive Dog DVDs and Videos:|
Leather, Chains, Collars, and Whips - The Hidden Meanings
With Sexually Dominant &
Dealing With Kinky BDSM Dogs
Retraining The Confused BDSM Dog
Euthanasia Can Cause Death Of Any Dog
The Big Bust Evidence (click for full description)
How To Title Your Dog (click for full description)
Table Training For Professionals
Table Training For Professional Amateurs
Table Training - Bitework
Kitchen Table Training
Table Training For V Scores
A Working Puppy To Earn $500,000.
Per Year From Home
LEERKOPF™ Poo-Poo-Doggy-Doody-Pouch - Advanced Techniques
Writing Internet Messages With Voodoo Louie Castle
Preparing Your Dog
For His First Arrest
With DOG The Bounty Hunter
Training The Middle Age Helper
The Older Helper
Here is one small area of our beautiful Florida distribution center. This is one of three video areas. There are also three DVD areas, five restrooms, and a huge cash vault.
When we rented the building on Gray Street in Tampa, we were amazed and delighted to discover that our next door neighbor is none other than the Federal Bureau of Investigation.
This makes communication very simple - just walk next door, and get the correct answers to any copyright © question, at any time.
Many Special Agents drop in to visit when they have some free time. They love our private video and DVD collections, and we love having such nice neighbors.
Now you're probably thinking:
"Oh God! Steve Leigh finally went right over the top! He's lost his mind!
He's copying, renting, and selling LEERKOPF™ Frawley's videos and DVDs!
Frawley is gonna lose his mind! Frawley is gonna go totally crazy!"
Right? Is that what you're thinking?
We're honest, sensible people, so here's what we did.
We bought a warehouse full of overstocked VHS tape head cleaners and DVD optical cleaners.
Then we put new labels on them with the great titles you see above.
Each label mentions Ed LEERKOPF™ Frawley and his famous "copyrights".
Here's an example of just one of our professional front labels.
The back labels look like this:
We sell or rent them for only $5 each, so you can LEARN and CLEAN at the same time.
Audio and video quality are - beyond a doubt - unbelievable.
Each product only requires about 3 minutes, but you can listen and watch the whole thing anyway.
Use them for a week, a month, or 15 years.
Don't even return them if you don't want to. We don't care - we have plenty.
Sell them on Ebay when you get tired of them.
We guarantee we won't ever complain to Ebay or threaten to sue you!
Your video and DVD players will love you and love us, too.
They'll be clean and shiny inside, and act like new!
"The fact is, it's a fabulous idea whose time has come!" - Ed LEERKOPF™ Frawley, January 1, 2008
Official Legal Statement
When purchasing any LEERKOPF™ Video Service video or DVD product it is understood that any and all LEERKOPF™ Video Service products are shipped from Bucksnort, located in Hickman County, Tennessee. Any and all legal action concerning the rental, purchase, sale, or use of these LEERKOPF™ Video Service video or DVD products must take place in Bucksnort, Tennessee, or referred to our home office in Mongolia. If customers do not agree with this policy, they should not use these products.
Video and DVD cleaning is never without risk of serious injury. Do not use any LEERKOPF™ Video Service products without consulting a local cleaning professional. The cleaning methods are meant to be used with a local instructor or trainer. LEERKOPF™ Video Service cannot be held responsible for accidents or injuries to video or DVD players, or collateral damages if anything catches on fire or explodes.
All rights reserved until January 31, 2008. After that date, all rights are waived.