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On Thursday, August 21, 2003, at 2:45pm, my wife of 34 years, Rebecca, died in my arms in an emergency room.

The last words we spoke were in perfect synchronization: "I love you with all my heart."

 

Scam Bait National Anthem

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{{  weird instrumental introduction - possible synthesized synthesizer  }}

{{  first lucid verse  }}

Robin, baby, let's get together.
Yahoo chat, me and you.
Real soon, ahhhh, here come some scammers.
Bait 'em, we like to do.
 

{{  awwwww  }}


Do a little dance,

Bust a little scam,
Scam bait tonight, 

Scam bait tonight.
 

Do a little dance,

Wreck a little scam,
Scam bait tonight,  

Scam bait tonight.
 

{{  second lucid verse  }}

 

Robin babe, I'll meet you.
Conference, on the fly.
New chat window, oooooh, get together.
Laugh so hard, till we cry.
 

{{  ohhhhhhhh  }}

 

Do a little dance,

Bust a little scam,
Scam bait tonight, {{  wooooo  }} 

Scam bait tonight. {{  HEY! *  }}

 

Do a little dance,

Wreck a little scam,
Scam bait tonight, 

Scam bait tonight.

 

{{  Bay-bee .....  }}
 

{{  really, really weird instrumental part comes in here - possible defective synthesized synthesizer  }}

 

{{  ahhh - ohhhh  }}

 

Do a little dance,

Bust a little scam,
Scam bait tonight, {{  wooooo  }}

Scam bait tonight. {{  HEY! *  }}
 

Do a little dance,

Wreck a little scam,
Scam bait tonight, {{  wooooo  }}

Scam bait tonight.
 

{{  Bay-bee .....  }}

 

{{  now the whole 36 piece disco horn section comes in here - blowin' like James Brown's band  }}

 

{{  then the entire band sings the hook part as the horns do their horn parts  }}

Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait tonight baby!
{{  woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo  }}

Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait tonight baby!
{{  nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah, nah  }}

Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait tonight baby!
{{  woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo  }}

Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait tonight baby!
{{  unintelligible words in here - language unknown  }}

Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait tonight baby!
{{  woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo, woo  }}

Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait, Scam bait tonight baby!
{{  completely unintelligible words in here - language unknown  }}


IMPORTANT: Interesting facts about the creation of this song:

(1)  This song was originally recorded in 1975, in Miami, Florida.  Musicians, engineers, and singers wore:

 

    (a) platform shoes 6" to 12" in height - some personnel were over 7 feet tall

    (b) disco shirts unbuttoned to the navel, many with 8" collars

    (c) multi colored psychedelic bell bottom pants

    (d) enormous Afro hairdos, Afro wigs, and Shag haircuts

    (e) large "peace symbol" medallions, solid gold coke spoons, and pop-open rings which held 1 gram of coke  

(2) *  The background singer who screams "wooooo" and "HEY!" received:

    (a) 9 Grammy Awards for singing his parts

    (b) $947,722.57 in recording royalties

    (c) $716,822.35 in performance payments

    (d) the Official James Brown "Short Scream" Award 

Undisclosed royalties were paid to James Brown, as "HEY!" is a verified, copyrighted James Brown lyric, property of James Brown Entertainment, Inc. since early 1963. 

(3)  The unidentified musical instrument used in this song exploded inside its shipping case in February, 1976.  The cause was never determined.   

(4)  The unknown singing language utilized late in the song remains officially unidentified to this date.


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